FOR THE PANDAS!

I am dedicateing this blog to saving Pandas. Pandas are one of the coolest animals on the planet. They look all cute and cuddley and like they would never hurt a fly, and when you least expect it they attack and rip you limb from limb. Its awesome.

Pandas also eat deadly bamboo! Did you know bamboo can grow 8 or more inches a day and wont grow around things but right through them? That means if you tied someone above some stalks of bamboo, they would die because the bamboo would go through them. Pandas eat that stuff! That makes them bad ass! When was the last time you ate something that could kill you?

So next time you think of killing a Panda just think about how they eat the plants that can kill you.

Oh What My Mind Does

So I really was bored today so I kinda just let my mind wander (I was at my sisters fiances blueberry farm, not really that exciting). So I was just like "I kinda want to try dancing on a stripper pole". I mean, they have those stripper pole classes at gyms now as a form of exercise, right? So maybe I'll take one of those classes and give boyfriend a treat when I take him to the club up in GR. I would be a great surprize for him.

Other things on my mind "why do blueberries smell so bad?". I mean, is it just me that thinks blueberries smell horrid? I can't stand them. Plus, they turn your fingers purple when you touch or eat them, and I hate the color purple. So blueberries are kind of just bad all around for me. They are like the mustard to my oatmeal, and everyone knows mustard doesn't mix well oatmeal (atleast I hope so, did you know they make blueberry mustard? that just sounds gross....). But boyfriend likes blueberries, so while I was at the farm i baught him blueberry pancake syrup and blueberry salsa (blueberry salsa sounds gross too, but my aunt says it tastes good).

So my sister was invited to join the Dirty Hooker Club. The Dirty Hooker Club is what my mom, my Aunt Sue, and my Aunt Sherri call themselves when they go down to the casino. Since my sister turned 21 she gets to go with them now and be a Dirty Hooker. Ok, right now I just want to see how many times I can say Dirty Hooker now because for some reason it just sounds funny to me. I actually have a story about calling someone a Dirty Hooker. My friends and I went to club Moxie one night in downtown GR for Karina's Birthday. So we were there and we ran into some girls we new from school (we go to Aquinas College) who were basically the sluts of the school. So they talked to us and then went to the dance floor and did some slut dance dry humping eachother and Sam was like "they're just a bunch of Dirty Hookers." and we all started laughing, which caught the attentions on the now dubbed Dirty Hookers. So they walke up to ys again and go "what are you guys laughing at?" and Sam said "you guys." and they went "why?". There was a odd pause and then I said really loudly for all of the guys near us to hear "because ya'll just a bunch of Dirty Hookers!" and then we busted out laughing. THE END.

Dirty Hooker Count:8
I did pretty well on that.

Scrabble

So I was playing scrabble with the ten year old I'm a nanny for (Patrick). And we were playing and I spelled the word VENDETTA, which is awesome on so many levels. In fact, its beyond awesome. So I'm in a good mood, which I wasn't this morning.

I was in my second car accident of the week this morning. My mom was driving and I was in the passangers seat. This van turned into us, which is crazy. So now my back hurts more than ever and that sucks.

Other than that, it was a relatively uneventful day.

Crappy Doctors

So I went to my doctor today because my back has been getting worse since my accident. I go in and I tell my doctor what is going on and they look me over. They tell me to go pee in a cup because one of the possible reasons for persistant back pain after a car accident is that your kidneys are injured and not working properly. So I'm waiting for those results, which wont be in for a couple days, and the doctor tells me that if I'm not feeling better by monday to come back in and he'll think of something else. What a crappy doctor.

Today is also my dad's birthday. We got him an iPhone and a fire place poker for his outdoor fire place. I got him a singing card that sang "You were born so long ago long ago long ago long ago long ago long ago long ago long ago long ago" just to annoy him.

So thats all of the news today.

Why I don't dive sports cars.

So Saturday July 18th I was driving the Vue home from my teachers test in Grand Rapids and I was going down Cascade and was going to turn left down Robinson. So I slow down and put my turn signal on. I make sure know one is coming towards me from the other direction so I could make the turn. No one was coming in any direction so I start to make my turn and about half way through this little black car comes out of nowhere and smashes into the front drivers side of my car. I freak out cause I just got hit. The cops come I tell them what happen, they talk to the guy that hit me, my back starts hurting so I get sent to the hospital in an Ambulance and before the Ambulance leaves the cop comes into it saying "don't worry about it but I'm giving you a ticket because I have to say its your fault because you turned in front of him." Which is a bunch of crap. So now I have a 80$ ticket which sucks majorly. I also have a strained back from the accident so that sucks even more.

In other news me and boyfriend had fun walking around the festival this weekend.

People, I Dislike Them.

There are some people who just shouldn't be allowed out of a jail cell. We should just throw them in a cell as soon as they start showing signs of becoming utter bitches and ass holes because the world would be alot better place if we only had the nice and semi nice people.

Take my, soon to be ex-, housemate Kylie. She's one of the biggest bitches in the world (thats an approximation). She had this thing where when I had a friend spend the night she would freak out and go off saying "you guys better be quiet because I have to work in the morning" which, in most cases, is a reasonable request. So me and my friends would sit down in my room talking quietly when we'd hear her cell phone go off (her floor is my ceiling) and she'd wake up and answer it. Alls fine right? Wrong. After she'd finish talking on her phone she'd wait 15mins and them storm down stair and bust open my door and start screaming and yell, waking up the rest of the household, saying that we were being loud and that we had woken her up and were waking up everyone else when she was the one shouting. She is also the one who would never do her weekly chore (we rotate chores so you have a different one every week) and then blame the mess on me saying that I never did my chores. She also did the same thing with washing the dishes where she would blame her dirty dishes on me so she didn't have to wash them. Me, being the semi nice person that I am, would end up cleaning all of the messes and washing all of the dishes just to shut her up. Good thing she moves out at the end of July.

On an up note, I have successfully started my first online RP thats vaguely based on the RPG series World of Darkness. Its on www.gaiaonline.com so if you have an account on there you can totally go the the guilds area and search for the guild World of Darkness: Darkest Night.

More good news, on of my favorite bands, 100 Monkeys, is coming to Michigan. Bad news, i might not be able to go because its on the wrong side of Michigan. I'm in Grand Rapids, they are playing in Novi. Suck.

My First Blog

So this is my first blog.
Today also is the start of the biggest festival in my home town, the Veintian Festival. Its pretty cool. It has fireworks and a car show and looks of good food and rides. Its the one time a year when they have Elephant Ears, which, despite their name, are not actual elephant ears. Its flattend, deep fried dough covered in butter, cinnamine, and sugar.

So this entire thing with Micheal Jackson's death and his ex-wife wanting to take the kids from his mom. She can't really do that. She gave up parent rights when she divorced him and he paided her off so she has no right to even ask to see the kids. Plus, since Micheal had full parental control of his kids and his will said that they would go to his mother, they have to give parental rights over to his mother. End of story.

Also, alot of famous people are dieing recently. Micheal Jackson, Billy Mays, and a bunch of other people. Its crazy. Like that football player. Did someone just wake up that morning and go "I want to shot a famous person today"? Plus theres alot of people killing normal people. Serously people, we want the crime rate to go down so quit being stupid. Don't be a retardand become a serial killer or something like that. Its pointless, it really is. I don't care if you shot the person because they hit your dog or stole your bagel, its still stupid and just lands you in jail for a really long time.