I am dedicateing this blog to saving Pandas. Pandas are one of the coolest animals on the planet. They look all cute and cuddley and like they would never hurt a fly, and when you least expect it they attack and rip you limb from limb. Its awesome.
Pandas also eat deadly bamboo! Did you know bamboo can grow 8 or more inches a day and wont grow around things but right through them? That means if you tied someone above some stalks of bamboo, they would die because the bamboo would go through them. Pandas eat that stuff! That makes them bad ass! When was the last time you ate something that could kill you?
So next time you think of killing a Panda just think about how they eat the plants that can kill you.
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